Most Irritating New Trends in Celebrity Hairstyles

Ever since I heard women were walking into their nearest beauty salon requesting "The Rachel" because of Jennifer Aniston's character on the hit sitcom "Friends," I've been somewhat conscious of new trends in celebrity hairstyles. Some are interesting, some are dull. Some celebrities try to bring back classics, others attempt to blaze trails. Some are difficult to look at. And some are just downright irritating. Here are the most irritating new trends in celebrity hairstyles.1. Men dying their hair. Okay, it is perfectly fine if producers ask you to do it for a movie role. Owen Wilson recently dyed his famous blonde locks dark for a role in the new Wes Anderson movie, The Darjeeling Limited. And women, well, that's their prerogative. Jessica Simpson looks just as enticing as a brunette as she does as a blonde. The same goes for Charlize Theron. It's just more socially acceptable. But, come on, Brad Pitt. At the start of the Brangelina fiasco, Brad Pitt was on the cover of People magazine with a new hair color each week. One issue it was dark, the next was a blinding blonde. If you are having trouble finding yourself, look inside. Don't dye or bleach your bloody hair.

2. Women shaving their head bald. Demi Moore did it once for a movie role. Remember G.I. Jane? Then, more recently, Natalie Portman shaved her head bald for her role in V for Vendetta. A tragedy, yes, but if you must, you must. But now Britney Spears has shaved her head bald, if for no other reason than because she's gone bonkers. Come on, Britney. Fellow celebrities Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid, and Paris Hilton have all gone nuts at one time or another, and none of them have shaved their heads. Now, that is going to be one irritating new trend in celebrity hairstyles. Ladies, calm down, step away from the clippers...3. Speaking of crazy, if you are a celebrity who is going to spend a night of utter debauchery before driving yourself around New York City or California, at least have the decency to fix your hair before getting arrested. Like Mel Gibson. Fine, so Mel went a bit batshit after his drunk driving arrest, threatening an officer and blaming the Jews for all the wars of the world. But at least he looked presentable in his mugshot. Nick Nolte and Rip Torn can learn an important lesson from good old Mel. Remember, if you are a celebrity, your mugshot will likely be discovered by The Smoking Gun in a matter of minutes. And that virtual rag, TMZ, will quickly follow suit. And they'll make up a few stories to go along with it. So, fix your hair before your mugshot is taken. Please. Hope you enjoyed reading about the most irritating trends in celebrity hairstyles.By Jack Oceano